Jonnywg Q & A

I don't usually comment on these things but this was so funny I just had to share it.  My favorite guru jonnywg did a question and answer session yesterday for his followers, trying to explain why there was no RV at the end of 2011 as they had all been led to believe.  As you can imagine that proved rather difficult, and he stumbled around a bit trying to express himself.  Here's an excerpt:

[jonnywg] HI ALL IT HAS BEEN A FRUSTRATING FEW DAYS WITH THE ILLUSIVE RV STILL AT LARGE   (yeah, very frustrating!)

[jonnywg] I CAN TELL YOU THAT EVERY SOURCE THAT I HAVE AND THE GROUP OF INTELLIGENTS THAT I DEAL WITH ARE SHOCKED THAT THIS IS NOT PUBLISHED   (me too, jonny!  I'm shocked!!!)

[jonnywg] WE FEEL THAT THE COUNTRY HAS DECLARED ITSELF AS A SOVEREIGN NATION WHICH MEANS IT MUST HAVE AN RV IN PLACE   (no it doesn't - it just means they're making their own decisions and running their own country)

[jonnywg] IRAQ IS ON HOLIDAYS UNTIL TUESDAY JUST AS WE ARE…….THE EARLIEST SOMETHING CAN BE POSTED IS MON 2 AM   (is it okay if I don't wait up?)

[jonnywg] WE FEEL THAT THE RV HAS HAPPENED AND KNOW THAT THERE IS NOTHING LEFT TO DO BY UST OR ANY OTHER AGENCY   (I guess somebody forgot to notify the CBI, huh?)

[jonnywg] PERSONALLY I AM A BIT BEFUDDLED (me too!!!  befuddled as hell!  LOL)

AS ARE ALL OF YOU BUT I AM VERY POSITIVE THAT THE TRUTH WILL COME FORWARD IN THE NEXT FEW DAYS AND I WILL BE BACK … (back with the truth or more of your BS?)

[jonnywg] I AM IN TOUCH WITH PEOPLE AND BANKS ALL OVER THE WORLD ON AN HOURLY BASIS (how's that workin for ya?) …………. THE BANKS IN PANAMA AND HAWAII AND UK WERE READY TO CASHIN BUT NEVER GOT THE FINAL GO AHEAD (damn!) …………I HAVE BASICALLY TOLD YOU WHAT I KNOW (which ain't much)  BUT WILL TRY TO ANSWER QUESTIONS BUT BE TOLERANT AS IT IS CONFUSING TO ALL  (yeah!  very confusing!)

I have to give him credit, though.  At least he had the stones to show up and try to explain.  Most of the gurus just leave their followers hanging or act like they never made any predictions or dished out any bogus intel in the first place.  

It was the same thing last year, folks.  The end of 2010 brought tons of predictions about how the RV would happen by Dec. 31.  When Jan. 1, 2011 arrived they started giving their excuses and explaining how it was just a temporary delay and we should see the rate change any day now.  Well, here we are a year later and it's déjà vu all over again.  Koolaid drinkers are waking up with a major hangover.  Some folks just never learn.