An April Fool Douchie

April Fool, everybody!  I'm not shutting down.  I know some people aren't happy to hear that but  .. too bad!  Now let's see what kind of April Fool jokes the gurus play on all of us.


The Arab summit has come and gone, and the IQD is still stuck at $.00086.  WOW!  Who saw that coming?  Me, that's who.  Along with most of my subscribers.  But the speculation and anticipation was running rampant as the week progressed.  RV before the summit.  RV during the summit.  RV after everybody leaves the summit.  RV will be announced in the mosques .... etc etc. 

3-29-2012  Blaino -  WE HAVE IN OUR POSSESION FOR SEVERAL DAYS NOW PROOF POSITIVE THAT THERE IS AND HAS BEEN FOR A BRIEF TIME AN ACTIVE BUY RATE (NOT PENDING) ON THE IQD, FIRST TIME IN MANY YEARS. WE ARE ARRIVED AT THAT PLACE IN THE CHAIN OF EVENTS WHERE A REVALUATION COULD HAPPEN AT ANY TIME.

If this is the first time an RV could happen then why were you calling the RV nearly a year ago, Blaino?  Remember this from May 27, 2011?

"I AM CALLING IT! WE HAVE AN RV! THEY WILL POST THE RATE IN HOURS! CONFIRMATION JUST IN FROM DUBAI AL MADDEN FROM GET TEAM HAS ALSO CONFIRMED...VIA A FOREX CONTACT IN DUBAI. I SUPPOSE SOMETHING CAN STILL GUM UP THE WORKS..BUT MAN MALIKI SAID IT..IN PUBLIC AND ON TV! WELL...WHAT A NIGHT"

If I had been running this blog back then you would have won a Douchie. 

3-29-2012  Hammerman -  All reliable INTEL comes from Iraq...ERBIL DONE CHAPTER 7 DONE, 100% done. It is over. It will be on the big screens in Iraq in a few hours. We expect the R/V to follow shortly - maybe tomorrow. We expect it to be anounced in the mosques...at PRAYER TIME on FRIDAY...but no later than April 1st. We also heard Iraq will not R/V while there are ANY foreign dignitaries in Iraq. Summit ends 9 PM Iraq time tonight. ALL foreign dignitaries from all nations must be out of Iraq before they will R/V.

Why would they announce adjustments to the exchange rate in the mosques?  These pumpers are trying to exploit our western ignorance of Arab culture.  Iraqis don't know any more about economics and monetary policy than most Americans do.  Can you imagine going to church on Sunday and hearing an official announcement that the Fed is going to raise interest rates?  Besides, many Iraqis like Tariq Aziz are Christian and don't attend a mosque.  Any changes will be announced on TV and the CBI website like they always are.  This "they'll announce the RV in the mosques" line is at least two years old.  I'm telling you guys, they're running out of material!  LOL!!!

3-28-12
kaperoni: In recent days there has been some talk about a certain Iraqi citizen. That he went on a conference call and made statements that may have implied a LOP if you believed his understanding of the event.
kaperoni: Well, nobody knew that he also sent me an email with this little gem….
kaperoni: “they are paying all employees salaries with lower Denoms now.”
kaperoni: So what does that mean?
kaperoni: It means clearly that Iraqis for some time have been paid in 50, 250, and 500 dinars at the banks. We already knew that months ago…but this quote adds more factual support to what is happening. And this little piece of information goes a long way to support the theory that if the CBI was in fact removing the larger notes as we say, his statement supports that information and confirms we are accurate in “delete 3 zeros,” or now known as “lift 3 zeros”.

I checked with this certain Iraqi citizen and as suspected there was nothing to this.   Later in the week however, Kap himself acknowledged the possibility of a lop. 

3-30-2012  "here are the facts: 32 trillion dinar, you can take 10 trillion off that for foreign reserves that leave 22 trillion, now we need the CBI to collect most of that to get that to about 1-4 trillion then they can RV at 1 to 1 and support it, if that does not happen, there is no solution but a LOP and then a RV and you will get little return"

Nice going, Kap. 

But this week's Douchie has to go to Bluwolf for this idiotic post on Saturday.  (I swear sometimes I think these guys read my blog and are actually competing for the award.)

[bluwolf] NOW IS THE TIME,,FOOTFORWARD DECLARED IT,,GOD INSPIRE HIM AND MANY FROM ALL CHURCHESWeaver: bluwolf I am Declaring the $25 that Shabibi spoke of last April..in New York… [bluwolf] .weaver YES IT SHOULD BE AROUND THATbluwolf] MONDAY IN GODS TIME. OK GET MY DRIFT[.weaver] blueblaze1962 I am only quoting Shabibi…that is not what I said…Shabibi said that himself…last April..in New York…[.weaver] And remember…that was before they found the HUGE oil field in the Kurdistan Region…then..they found a HUGE Diamond mine..then..they find more Gold Mines…OH MY….[bluwolf] .weaverWHEN I SAID THAT A MONTH AGO THESE GURUS SAID THAT I WAS CRAZY AND A LIER,,NOW WE SHALL SEE

xyz] bluwolf when are we going to be able to verify/confirm beyond any reasonable doubt? ty [bluwolf] xyz WHEN THE BANKS INFORM US OFFICIALLYaniandquin1] bluwolf three weeks ago I meditated on our RV and I was “told” two things- $21 and april 1st[bluwolf] daniandquin1 WELL THAT IS CORRECTannabelle] bluwolf Does is appear that rats, gnats and those trying to block the progress of the RV are taken care of? Thanks:) [bluwolf] annabelle YES AND I AM SURPRISE THAT THE MEDIA HAS NOT SAID ANYTHING IN THE USA[4shore] bluwolf bluwolf Good morning…Can you tell me why banks do not wire funds on the weekend? Thanks.
[bluwolf] 4shore FOR BANKS DO NOT WIRE ON WEEKENDS MANY BANKS AROUND THE WORLD ARE CLOSED
bluwolf] TODAY REMAIN IN CONSTANT PRAYER,,DECLARING IT DONE,,AND IT SHALL COME TO PASS
[atmead] bluwolf Your intel does not waver/ thank you for being and island in the storm [bluwolf] atmead TY I LIKE THAT ANOLOGY
[crimson] bluwolf Are you already on the plane/ [bluwolf] crimson NO BUT IT IS ON STANDBY RIGHT NOW, AND THAT IS A FACT
[sonnayhwh] bluwolf are they side-stepping the system to release this weekend? [bluwolf] sonnayhwh NO
[bluwolf] I WILL BE GOING TO THE CHURCH ON THE MOUNTAIN IN A LITTLE WHILE AND I WILL BE DECLARING IT TO THE HEAVENS UNTIL IT IS DONE,,NO MISINFORMATIONS,NO CELL CALLS,NO EMAILS JUST ME AND HIM IN SILENCE.

In this one post Bluwolf manages to get in a lie about Shabibi saying $25, several references to God, church, prayer, meditation ... etc. and one reference to a plane on standby.  Quite an effort, huh?  By the way, Bluwolf is the first Puerto Rican to ever win this award.  ¡Felicitaciones!