Hey guys, I have a very exciting announcement to make. Dinar Douchebags will soon be going to a new format where all members will have access to the latest and most credible details about the coming redenomination of the Iraqi dinar, and the douchebags who are trying to convince people that it's going to be a revaluation instead. For only $15 a month you will receive emails and text messages for breaking news and developments, access to weekly conference calls, and a guaranteed reservation for the post-RD bash in New York City. I'm currently in the process of booking a tax attorney who can show everybody how to deduct dinar losses on your income taxes. By going to this format we'll also be able to keep the troublemakers away and protect everybody's privacy. I'll fill you in on the details as soon as I get them worked out. I just wanted to give everybody a heads up because as of May 1 the site will be accessible for members only. No more freeloaders! We have bills to pay! DDB is the best guru-busting site on the web, and with the new membership funds we will be able to make our services even better. So tell all your lopper friends about the coming transition. We don't want anybody to be left out.