Monday, March 31, 2014

DDB Membership Notice

Hey guys, I have a very exciting announcement to make.  Dinar Douchebags will soon be going to a new format where all members will have access to the latest and most credible details about the coming redenomination of the Iraqi dinar, and the douchebags who are trying to convince people that it's going to be a revaluation instead.  For only $15 a month you will receive emails and text messages for breaking news and developments, access to weekly conference calls, and a guaranteed reservation for the post-RD bash in New York City.  I'm currently in the process of booking a tax attorney who can show everybody how to deduct dinar losses on your income taxes.  By going to this format we'll also be able to keep the troublemakers away and protect everybody's privacy.  I'll fill you in on the details as soon as I get them worked out.  I just wanted to give everybody a heads up because as of May 1 the site will be accessible for members only.  No more freeloaders!  We have bills to pay!  DDB is the best guru-busting site on the web, and with the new membership funds we will be able to make our services even better.  So tell all your lopper friends about the coming transition.  We don't want anybody to be left out. 






29 comments:

  1. "I'm currently in the process of booking a tax attorney who can show everybody how to deduct dinar losses on your income taxes"

    This is fantastic news Sam! The other day a complete stranger on the net promised to give me $100 quadrillion for my 1,000x stack of 100 Trillion Zimbabwe Dollar banknotes which he sold me for 20% more than they're worth. The thing is, I don't want to pay any tax on that. Thanks to your new $15 subscription, I can now sleep easy at night looking forward to my "imminent blessings" of the full 1,250x planet Earth's worth of money I'm due instead of the mere 750x planet Earth's worth of money after the tax man has had his fill :-D

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  2. And a Happy April Fool's Day to you as well, Sam.

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  3. Sign me up Sam, that sounds like a great deal and your only charging $15 for all that. I can't wait to sign up LMAO good one SAM

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  4. I would but I'm to busy screwing my zombies out of their hard earned cash believing in a fairy tale called the ReValuation. I wish you would turn off your robot screen because I'm to dumb to figure out those crazy letters, it takes me 4 or 5 times to get them right.

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  5. Finally! Sign me up for 10 memberships!

    Oh, and that price is way too low. Learning about an RD is worth at least twice that much. Double it, please!

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  6. LMAO!!! Gotta love your April fools joke. I wonder how many DV, TNT butt clowns will be spreading this throughout dinarland. I can already see people with names ending in 'believer' will be running around with such excitement suppressing that wetness in their shorts when they read this. smh

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  7. I have no interest in paying to be on an rv-debunking site, I know there won't be any "RV' and the reasons why. But I might be a content contributor (articles) rather than pay, if you're interested.

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  8. Btw Sam, your price is way too low. If you want to attract a good customer base you'll need to charge at least $32 because hey, that's the going RV rate isn't it?! I mean Maliki was assassinated just early this morning so the RV is free. I want to say thank you to TONY TWIT, Randy "The Hindenburg" Koonce, BGG "Bovine Groin Grub", POOPY "Propagate Okie's Old Pointless Yacking", and others for the crack clowns you are because while you've destroyed some people's lives you've been a string of entertainment to the rest of us. Clearly you could careless what anyone thinks of you which is why you're in the business of screwing folk over. To you guys I wish you a happy burning cell in the screaming scorching hell!!

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  9. Thank you Sam, and mods, if there are any, your site is the best! Looking forward to all the benefits my membership will bring. If anyone is looking for a reason to part with their money, join now and be sure to tell all your friends! Here Sam, here's my wallet take it all.


    Lopsters unite!

    Did I do that right?

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  10. So this is going to be a members only site? Wow. $15. What about some of us that can't afford that amount? With the house in foreclosure and the utilities already turned off, I really need to keep up with the car payments so I'll have someplace to live while waiting for the RV. Oh, and payments on the dinar I have in reserves.

    Shame on you, Sam I Am, for picking on Tony. All he asks for is a small donation from those who can. This is a generous man who has contacts with many important people from three letter agencies. Out of the goodness of his heart, he shares the intel he receives. Many times he's told us how little sleep he gets because the phone is ringing all hours of the night. Tony has a website that is free and also does three calls a week just to keep us up to date with the latest news. He really cares and worries about how he will be able to help us after the RV, since he will have a NDA written just for him. I can't wait until I'm rich and can thank him in person at the big party he is going to throw in Las Vegas.

    This just shows the difference in character. Go RV and Go Tony!

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    1. I agree with the "..Go Tony!" part but I would like to finish it for you. Go Tony to heLLo it's hot down there!!

      Otherwise I'm embarrassed that you are of the same human species as us logical folk.

      Btw, I'm Tony's new attorney so you have to pay me royalties anytime you spout "Go Tony!" Remember he doesn't get much sleep so now we have to invest in a mobile vertical mattress for him while he's thinking on his feet how to continue scamming you Grubs.

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    2. ssmith doesn't comment often but I'm pretty sure he's one of us and was just being facetious

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    3. April Fools! Gotcha Cruzer! But the sad part is that this could have been written by one of Tony's idgits.

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  11. Sam please consider starting a VIP section. I think it would be worth 150 dollars a month to be privy to all the super duper secret intel that could only be provided in that section about the imminent redenomination.

    Please also pump the VIP services endlessly under your screen name as well as multiple other made up ones.

    Thanks Sam

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  12. Sign me up Sam.
    Thanks for all you do. Where would we be without you and your contacts.

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  13. Can I pay double to get a Deluxe Membership with real time SMS updates?

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  14. Sam I was wondering, maybe you should also provide a VIP section for those of us that are really interested in parting with our money. That could be like $100.00 each, you could send us a signed picture and a birthday card as well. That would take care of everything, my news about my millions a face to put to you when we meet up New York City and a feel good at my birthday

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  15. Yeah, it's an April Fool's joke. But think about it. Lately I've been averaging about 1200 hits a day. If only 1 out of 4 signed up that's 300 people times $15 a month which is $4500 a month or $54,000/yr. And this is a lopper site! Now imagine what kind of numbers I'd have if I told people that they were going to get rich from an RV. Or if I was selling dinar or running a dinar dealer banner and getting kickbacks from dinar sales. I'd be hauling in 6 figures easy! Isn't it clear now what is driving this scam?

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  16. Sam you should initiate VIP membership of $15 and then but charge it back to mAdam Montana for having to clean up the ef'ing mess he's created with all of his lies. Btw, once you've collected your first month dues and are off on your ski trip send us a link to the youtube video thanking DV for charity trip. ;-)

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  17. Sorry to have missed out on al the fun, I was up i Napa helping a friend with the spaghetti harvest ( for those somehow unaware of where spaghetti comes from, here is a brief BBC news clip from 1957 that will clear it up for you. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=27ugSKW4-QQ )

    What is not an April fools joke is the ever increasing posts questioning the RV on DinarVets. I guess we're not the only one's who have noticed:
    Adam Montana (http://snipurl.com/28ri76z) commenting on his banning a couple folks who had the effrontery to criticize Adam for his yet another VIP promo:
    "You know... life is too short to deal with negative people. I think it's time to start purging the site of everyone that likes to complain, call names, or just be a pain in general."

    Of course you can still do all the name calling you like if you're a RV believer!!

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    1. That's perfect!!! I want to see how crickets are going to afford his VIP membership when his site is one big echo of crickets driving him insane.

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    2. I suppose with his sagging membership numbers he has decided that allowing "negative" comments, restricted as they are under his supposedly open comment policy, has caused too many members to see the truth. Just watching for the last three months or so it has been apparent that the policy of tolerance (at least DV's pitiful version of it) has changed significantly to one of overwhelming intimidation. In order to maintain the phony appearance of being tolerant "negative" comments were allowed, at least in the "tank", but now even the slightest "negative" post is jumped upon and the new policy seems to be the old mob crowd tactic of simply shouting it down! However the stupidity of Dontlop and that other idiot that Sam does not want us to mention has only served to the "negative" poster's advantage since everything they say is so easily debunked and obviously total non-sense. I suppose "Adam" has now decided it's time to take off the gloves and try something different and do like the other (apparently more successful) gurus and just outright ban any opposition without any pretense of allowing fair and balanced discussion!

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  18. Btw Sam, One thing I absolutely despise about this site is that you tell the truth. I've been feening for some serious twisted lies that help keep me up late at night knowing that I will become a millionaire anytime between tonight and when I die. I'm yearning for some cockamamie stories / articles as to how Iraq is going to make the entire world wealthy including the little dinarians in kindergarten. Anything Sam, please give us something we can ingest this is killing us!!!! How do you expect us to survive?!!!

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  19. Hey Sam, can we pay you in IQD? And will this event be held post-RV in San Fran to take advantage of all the PTR members that will be there? Gosh, you should be able to make about 60-100K easy on these reservations without ever having to refund a cent to members that have been waiting for years to go, LOL. Sorry, Sam, I shouldn't be negative cuz we all know this thing is about to happen, I mean we're right on top of this, aren't we?

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  20. "4-1-2014 Intel Guru Okie_Oil_Man I AM AWAITING FURTHER CONFIRMATION OF INFORMATION JUST RECEIVED. IF FURTHER CONFIRMATION IS RECEIVED I SHOULD BE MAKING ONE OF MY FINAL POST'S--AND THE ONE YOU HAVE BEEN WAITING FOR.---THIS IS DEFINITELY NOT AN APRIL FOOL JOKE."

    "6-1-2012 Dinar RV Wow – Okie Oil Man says It’s Dinar Graduation Time"

    Maybe I should start a blog collecting "any day now" announcements from the last 10 or so years this dinar thing has been running.

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