Well the Douchie machine is up and running again, and this week's nominees were excellent representations of douchebaggery. First we had Fresh and WangDang from People Invested on Sunday basically saying that Erbil is done and the RV is imminent. Then we had Jonnywg (as usual) with his UST lockdown nonsense. Then Footforward stepped up with this little gem .... "Keep in mind, Kuwait took 10 days to show once they RV’d". As we all know Kuwait never RV'd. They replaced their old dinar with a new currency at the same rate.
But a couple of douchebags set themselves apart from the rest with these posts:
Bulldog75 - "YOUR REDEMPTION DRAWETH NIGH: “And when these things begin to come to pass, then look up, and lift up your heads; for your redemption draweth nigh” (Luke 21:28). FOR THIS IS SO; OUR TIME HAS COME AND IS VERY VERY NEAR. WATCH FOR THE BANK RATES BUT DO NOT CALL THEM. OUR TIME IS NIGH." Somehow I don't think Jesus was talking about lifting up your head so you could see the new IQD rate, but that's just me.
Next there was Okie Oilman. Okie got a tongue lashing from Frank26 a few months ago for dishing out bad intel (which is kind of like a frog calling a fish ugly) and went into a self-imposed exile of sorts. But the old roughneck came back fast and furious this week with the following exchange with Bulldog on Thursday:
OKIEOILMAN: SOURCES REPORTING THE RATE SHOULD SHOW UP APPROXIMATELY AFTER BANKING HOURS IN HAWAII
Bulldog75: LEXIE PLEASE POST. TY.
OKIEOILMAN: IT WAS STATED THAT WALL STREET TRADERS ARE NOW AWARE OF THE R/V IN 195 COUNTRIES
Bulldog75: YOU WILL BE VERY VERY HAPPY WITH THE RATE!!!!!!!
OKIEOILMAN: BULLDOG--DON'T DISCLOSE THE RATE-----PEOPLE WILL FALL OVER DEAD
Bulldog75: PROB CASH IN PROJECTION STILL ON TARGET FOR FRIDAY/SATURDAY SOMETIME.
Bulldog75: OKIE: THEY WILL NOT BELIEVE THEIR EYES UNTIL COLD WATER IS SPLASHED ON THE FACE. !!!!!!!!
OKIEOILMAN: TO THOSE WHO HAVE HEARD ABOUT THE WHALES CASHING IN AT A HIGHER RATE--------IS PURE HORSE BISCUITS---WE ALL GET THE SAME RATE
Bulldog75: AND DATE!!!!!!
OKIEOILMAN: THE ONLY RATE DIFFERENTIAL WILL BE IN IRAQ ONLY AND HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH US
OKIEOILMAN: BITA--READ ABOVE BULLDOG POST REGARDING DINAR BANKER
OKIEOILMAN: NO FLOAT--HARD PEGGED RATE
Bulldog75: THIS IS A PEGGED PIGGY BANK!
OKIEOILMAN: IT IS A FAT PIGGY BANK BULLDOG
Bulldog75: THIS PIGGY IS GOING TO MARKET!!!!!!
lexie: </IMG>Bulldog75: NOTICE : AS OF RIGHT NOW 3:45PM CST : DINARBANKER.COM IS NO LONGER ACCEPTING ORDERS. THAT ADDS ADDITIONAL INFO TO A PROB RV LATER TODAY IN USA.
OKIEOILMAN: SO------GO BUY SOME AND THEN READ THE DISCLAIMER ON THE SELLERS SITES
Bulldog75: THE INTERNET OF DINAR BANKER WILL NOT PROCESS THE ORDER. MAYBE IT WAS DOWN. PLEASE MONITOR THAT AND REPORT FOR US. TYVM.
OKIEOILMAN: WHAT THE HECK ARE YOU ALL CONCERNED ABOUT??----IS GREED SETTING IN???
OKIEOILMAN: I STATED LAST NIGHT ABOUT THE R/V AND TODAY AM REPORTING THE TIME---WHAT ELSE DO YOU WANT TO KNOW>---WHETHER I WEAR BRIEFS OR BOXERS>>---WHY ARE YOU NEVER SATISIFIED???
OKIEOILMAN: I WILL STATE FOR THE 2ND TIME IN 3 MINUTES-------HARD PEG----NO FLOAT
Bulldog75: I AM TEFLON COATED. THIS PIGGY GOES TO THE HARD PEGGY BANK NO FLOAT SCHOOL.
OKIEOILMAN: THIS IS LIKE EXPLANING THE THEORY OF RELATIVITY TO A GRAPEFRUIT TO SOME PEOPLE
Bulldog75: ALL THE DATA AND INFO IS FORTHCOMING. WE HAVE NO NEED FOR DETAILS BUT WE KNOW CURIOSITY SETS IN.
Bulldog75: THE ONLY ONES KNOWING MY SOURCES ARE THE DOG AND CAT WHO OVERHEAR EVERYTHING. THEY ARE VERY EDUCATED THOUGH.
wirelessguy to Bulldog75: Do the dog and cat laugh at your jokes and try to get your riddles?
Bulldog75: WIRE ANSWER: THEY ACT LIKE THEY DON'T CARE. PROB BEST.
OKIEOILMAN: I WAS ASKED HOW I FELT----DISGUSTED BY SOME OF THE NEGATIVE NELLIES ON THIS SITE---THERE THE ONES THAT WOULD HAVE TO FEEL THE NAIL SCARS IN JESUS'S HANDS
This analogy might have had some merit if Jesus' disciples had reported seeing their resurrected saviour every week for a year or two. Comparing the revaluation of the dinar to the resurrection earns Bulldog75 and Okie a joint Super Bowl Douchie, virtually assuring them entrance into the Douchebag Hall of Fame. Do us all a favor, Smokie. Go back into hibernation and take Bullcrap with you.