The Douchie for Dec. 11-17

Well another week has come and gone with no RV.  Another seven days of broken promises, bad intel, bogus rates and dates, and general douchebaggery from a whole host of dinar douchebags.  This week's choice was a tough one.  The stupidity coming from the gurus/pumpers pushed the BS meter to the breaking point.  They were all trying to outdo each other in order to come up with the best new pumper line.  It was like watching mice climb over each other to get to the piece of cheese.  "They have to RV to be sovereign!"  "They said they have the strongest currency so the RV is done!"  "US troops are gone so Maliki will have to relent and RV or he'll be killed!"

It's all quite comical but to be quite honest, nothing really grabbed me this week.  That's how it goes sometimes.  I was thinking about giving it to jonnywg again for his missed RV prediction of last weekend, and for his claim that the new tax form was specifically created for dinarians cashing in after the upcoming RV.  But jonnywg has already won a couple of Douchies so I wanted to give others a chance.  Actually I could give him one just about every week and sleep well at night, but I don't want to look lazy.  So I went with my gut and decided to give it to a deserving recipient who has never won a Douchie.  (Kind of like Richard Burton never won an Oscar.  Such an injustice, right?)

This week's Douchie goes tooo .... (drumroll) .... TerryK!  (Wild cheers & Applause)  Congratulations Terry.  In one chat session you:

• Claimed you were on the phone with a big shot
• Stated that Chapter 7 was signed and would be announced tomorrow
• Said that you have a source who worked for Blackwater but is now with Halliburton I presume ("starts with a H") who told you that he and 23 others are buying dinar like there's no tomorrow
• Pumped your cookbook
• Proclaimed yourself "a better person"
• Announced that the RV is "here"
• Said "TWO BEERS IN A HOT TUB WITH MY BROTHER AND LOOK AT ME" (not sure I want to know what that was all about)
• Plugged your "non-profit org"          

In a way this is kind of a lifetime achievement award for TerryK.  His greatest work was probably long before I started this blog, but to my recollection this was the first week in the last three months where he did anything that was really Doucheworthy.  Nice going, douchebag! 

12/13/2011
[terryk] HELLO ALL
[terryk] HOW ARE WE TONIGHT
[amigomiwest] TK hello
[asgower] amigomiwest Wouldn’t be surprised – they love the smoke signals
[hlines] hey terry
[Cessie]  TK Hi, I am excited and expectant and very hopeful of big things in next 2 days or so.
[msjeta1] TK doing well how are you?
[terryk] PHONE
[terryk] HOLD
[terryk] ON PHONE WITH A BIG SHOT
[terryk] HOLD PLEASE
[terryk] Iraq will be given the presidency of the Organization of Petroleum Exporting Countries, or OPEC, for 2012 at the group’s Wednesday meeting, Iraq’s Oil Minister said Tuesday. “Yes we are having discussions with members on OPEC’s presidency next year,” Iraqi oil minister Abdul Kareem Luaiby told Dow Jones Newswires. “We will get it,” he said. Iraq, a founder of the 12-member producers group, has not been bound to an OPEC production quota since the 1980s, when the country’s production fell sharply below its quota due to the 8-year Iraq-Iran war that ended in 1988. Then the country came under U.N trade sanctions for 13 years following its invasion of Kuwait in 1990, when it was banned from freely exporting oil. Asked if Iraq being outside OPEC’s quota system would affect it getting the OPEC presidency next year, he said: “No, the quota has nothing to do with us being OPEC president.” The OPEC presidency is a ceremonial post that rotates among the 12 members of the organization. It is chosen on the consequence of members’ alphabetical names and it is a one-year term. Iraq will take the presidency from Iran.
[terryk] READ THAT
[terryk] WHAT DO YOU THINK
[terryk] I WILL SAY THIS
[terryk] MY OVERSEAS SOURCE TOLD ME SOMETHING TWO HOURS AGO
[terryk] AND I’M TRYING TO GET IT VERIFIED
[Agent 007]  TerryK  that is good stuff
[terryk] ANOTHER CALL
[terryk] HOLD ON
[terryk] IT’S GOOD
[terryk] OVERSEAS SOURCE IS TELLING ME THAT WE ARE TO SEE AN ANNOUNCMENT TOMORROW
[terryk] I HEARD THAT THIS MAYBE ANNOUNCED IN THE MORNING AS M IS ON HIS WAY BACK TO IRAQ
[terryk] CHAPTER 7 HAS BEEN SIGNED
[Dee1031] tk I thought the rv was suppose to come before Chap 7
[terryk] I DON’T KNOW BUT I HEAR IT’S TO BE IN THE AM
[terryk] IT IS DEE
[terryk] CHAPTER 7 HAS BEEN SIGNED NOT ANNOUNCED YET
[terryk] ANOTHER CALL
[terryk] OK OFF ANOTHER CALL
[Agent 007]    whew
[terryk] SO MY BLACK WATER GUY CALLED
[terryk] HE IS TELLING ME HE AND ABOUT 23 OTHERS ARE BUYING DINAR LIKE THERE IS NO TOMRORROW IN IRAQ
[cravin4rv]    .. is he rolling in dough!
[terryk] IT’S SCARCE
[terryk] BUT THEY ARE BUYING
[terryk] THEY DON’T KNOW HOW THEY WILL GET IT ACCROSS THE BORDER
[terryk] THEY DON’T CARE
[terryk] WHAT DOES THIS TELL YOU
[terryk] NOW I NEED TO CORRECT THIS
[terryk] HE WAS WITH BLACK WATER
[terryk] NOT ANYMORE
[terryk] WORKING FOR ANOTHER FIRM
[terryk] U CAN UNDERSTAND IF I DONT TELL YOU
[terryk] BUT IT STARTS WITH A H
[terryk] HEY I DID NOT SAY THAT
[terryk] McDONALDS
[terryk] FUN HOUSE
[Ks_dad] Moving up from the dollar menu to the meal deal!!!!!
[terryk] THERE YOU GO
[terryk] KS
[terryk] HOW MANY OF YOU BOUGHT THE COOKBOOK
[terryk] TALKING ABOUT HUNGRY
[terryk] THANK YOU ALL THAT HAVE
[Saltydog1]  TerryK  there u go again
[terryk] WHAT SALTY DOG
[Saltydog1] food
[terryk] OH
[terryk] YEA
[terryk] WELL I NEED TO SELL A FEW HUNDRED BOOKS TONIGHT
[terryk] YEA I’M SELLING COOKBOOKS
[terryk] THATS GOING TO BE THE RUMOR THING TOMORROW
[terryk]  TerryK  SELLING COOKBOOKS
[terryk] HE IS SCAMMING YOUR MONEY
[terryk] ON COOKBOOKS
[terryk] WELL TO BE HONEST
[terryk] THEY ARE DANG GOOD LOOKING
[Agent 007] boy, TK – the photos sure look like the book is a class act recipe book
[terryk] I HAD NOTHING TO DO WITH THE DESIGN
[msjeta1]  TerryK  I can’t wait to get mine
[terryk] YEA I HAD TO STICK OUT ANOTHER COUPLE OF HUNDRED ON SHIPPING MATERIAL
[Agent 007] amadden said those that have been preordered are going out in the mail tomorrow
[terryk] THEY WILL START GOING OUT ON THURSDAY I THINK
[terryk] MAYBE TOMORROW
[terryk] I WANT YOU ALL TO KEEP AL AND CONNIE IN PRAYER
[terryk] CONNIE CAME HOME TODAY
[Ks_dad] wjbillr Hey man!
[Agent 007] we are – been posting Connie’s recuperation
[terryk] SHE IS DOING WELL BUT IN ALOT OF PAIN
[msjeta1]    been doing that all day already alot of us
[terryk] THANKS
[terryk] I WANT TO THANK YOU ALL FOR BEING HERE TOO
[Agent 007] you’re welcome – we are all one family here
[terryk] I KNOW I HAVE NOT BEEN HERE THE PAST DAYS
[terryk] BUT YOU ALL DO SO WELL
[terryk] AND I DON’T WANT TO BOG YOU DOWN
[terryk] I WATCH YOU ALOT
[Agent 007] you could never do that
[terryk] BUT IF I COME INTO THE ROOM YOU ALL STOP TALKING
[wjbillr] Ks_dad wassup buddy,terryk Agent 007 and all you great people
[terryk] AND I LAUGH SO HARD SOMETIMES
[Agent 007] wjbillr
[Ks_dad] wjbillr woohoo
[terryk] MY WIFE THINKS I’M WATCHING THE COMEDY CHANNEL
[Agent 007] TK well she may be correct in some ways
[Ks_dad] TK it can be comical in here at tiems
[msjeta1] TK we just want to give you respect when you come into the room
[Agent 007] Amen
[Agent 007] clear the decks, so to speak
[alabamagal] TK i think they are sitting on the edge of their seats… waiting with great anticipation you got that one special on the nose call..
[wjbillr] he has earned that
[terryk] I HAVE TOLD YOU ALL THIS AND I’M NOT KIDDING
[terryk] MY SOURCES ARE TELLING ME IT’S HERE
[terryk] ANY TIME
[terryk] YOU IN FACT MAY HEAR ABOUT IT BEFORE I DO AS WELL AS YOU ALL ARE IN TUNE
[terryk] WITH WHAT’S GOING ON
[terryk] I’M NOT KIDDING
[terryk] THIS WILL HAPPEN IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT
[terryk] LIKE A THIEF
[terryk] TWO BEERS IN A HOT TUB WITH MY BROTHER AND LOOK AT ME
[terryk] NO DON’T LOOK AT ME
[terryk] I SAW A GUY THE OTHER DAY
[terryk] PECKING WITH TWO FINGERS
[terryk] I MAY NOT BE ABLE TO SPELL BUT AT LEAST YOU DONT HAVE TO WAIT
[terryk] AFTER ALL
[terryk] YOU ALL THINK LIKE ME ANYWAY
[Agent 007] yup
[terryk] THAT’S WHY YOU’RE HERE RIGHT
[terryk] WE ARE ALL A BUNCH OF FAMILY PEEPS
[cravin4rv]    … well have some more brews and keep spilling the good stuff!!
[terryk] I WAS GOING TO SAY SOMETHING ELSE
[terryk] TWO IS MY LIMIT
[terryk] MY BROTHER HAD PRIME RIB
[terryk] JUMBO SHRIMP
[terryk] WAITING FOR ME WHEN I FLEW IN TONIGHT
[terryk] NOW THAT’S BROTHERLY LOVE
[terryk] SO I SAID
[terryk] WHAT DO YOU WANT
[terryk] HE HUGGED ME AND THANKED ME FOR DOING WHAT I DID FOR HIM THIS PAST YEAR
[terryk] JUST TALKING WITH HIM AND STOPPED HIM FROM GOING DOWN THAT DARK PATH
[terryk] AND YOU KNOW I GOT THAT STRENGTH FROM YOU ALL
[terryk] YOU HAVE ALL CHANGED ME
[terryk] TO BE A BETTER PERSON
[terryk] A CARING ONE
[terryk] LOOK AT CARING HANDS
[terryk] WHAT WE HAVE DONE WITH THAT
[Agent 007] yes
[terryk] WHAT I WOULD LIKE TO ASK IS THIS
[terryk] WE ALL HAVE CHURCHES
[terryk] WE GO TO
[terryk] PRINT THE FLYER
[terryk] WE HAVE ON THE SITE
[terryk] TALK TO YOUR CHURCH
[terryk] MEMBERS
[terryk] SELL THE COOKBOOKS FOR CHRISTMAS
[terryk] WHAT A GIFT
[wjbillr] good idea
[terryk] Cookbook flyer:  http://tcbcaringhands.org/pdf/Cookbook.pdf
[terryk] 19.95 PLUS SHIPPING
[terryk] FAMILY
[terryk] HELP MOVE THE PRODUCT
[terryk] PLEASE
[terryk] WE HAVE 2000 COPIES IN
[terryk] READY TO GO
[terryk] JANNA CAN YOU PUT THESE ON EBAY FOR US
[terryk] JUST A THOUGHT
[Agent 007] I can try – have never done anything with ebay – but will
[Dee1031] gn
[terryk] WELL LET’S FIND SOMEONE THAT HAS
[terryk] NIGHT DEE
[terryk] BUT I HAVE TO MAKE THE FIRST PAYMENT OF TWO IN 20 DAYS
[terryk] OUCH
[terryk] OK TINA WILL POST ON EBAY
[terryk] THANKS TINA
[terryk] SHE MUST BE WATCHING
[terryk] THAT SNEEK
[terryk] SO I NEED ALL OUR HELP PEEPS
[terryk] IF YOU CAN REACH OUT
[terryk] AND TOUCH YOUR CHURCH FAMILIES
[terryk] YOUR LOCAL VA
[terryk] LET’S SEE WHAT WE CAN DO SO I CAN SLEEP AT NIGHT
[Agent 007] ok TK
[terryk] OK I CAN SLEEP ANYWAY
[terryk] JUST LET’S FUNCTION AS A FAMILY
[terryk] AND SEE WHAT WE ALL CAN DO
[Agent 007] you bet
[terryk] THE VALUE OF THE BOOK ON THE COVER SAYS 29.95
[terryk] YOU GET THEM FOR 19.95 PLUS SHIPPING
[terryk] THEY COME 24 TO A CASE
[terryk] REACH OUT
[terryk] TOUCH THE PEEPS
[terryk] OK I’M DONE
[terryk] GOD BLESS YOU ALL
[terryk] AND NIGHT ALL
[Agent 007] and God Bless you, too TK
[terryk] THANKS FOR BEING YOU